{"product_id":"such-nonsense-1","title":"Such Nonsense…","description":"A soft, breathable cotton tee that pairs vintage romance with a wry, literary wink. The shirt features a delicate watercolor-style illustration of a genteel Victorian figure alongside the scripted line: “That is such nonsense. I would never say that.” It reads like a private joke for readers and romantics — something you might reach for when you want to wear humor and nostalgia together. The medium-weight fabric drapes easily, the crew neck keeps the look clean, and the tear-away label ensures no irritation. Wear it layered under a cardigan for slow afternoons with a book, or out to tea where the design starts conversations and gentle smiles.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 5.3 oz\/yd² (180 g\/m²) for year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a smooth silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve and neck details, DTG for main artwork—crisp, detailed image reproduction\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53072018374973,"sku":"95839790260280190551","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53072018407741,"sku":"21824529125000402890","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53072018440509,"sku":"11083799922650724511","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53072018473277,"sku":"70714505882576499355","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53072018506045,"sku":"60659887496194978279","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53072018538813,"sku":"85060770435736853906","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53072018571581,"sku":"15013859854980312245","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53072018604349,"sku":"12600798672030331016","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0972\/8691\/4365\/files\/11011880677157018444_2048.jpg?v=1789420864","url":"https:\/\/sweetbabyjane.us\/products\/such-nonsense-1","provider":"Sweet Baby Jane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}